Wearing your football pants withOUT doing them up is NOT awesome.
Yes, I can see your underwear and... well, let's just say, I don't need to see that part of you as I drive to work.
I know you think you are sexy stuff, being a high schooler who plays football and all, but the rest of us don't think that same way.
Please do your football pants up when you are crossing the street.
And, also, put a freakin' shirt on!
P.S. I'm making THIS today.
Peachy Pie? I love you.